I'm defective – Entry for July 19, 2008

I'm defective – Entry for July 19, 2008

by | Jul 19, 2008 | Uncategorized

Your result for The Personality Defect Test…

Brute

You are 14% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

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You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn’t, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won’t happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn’t so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something.

Try to stay off of buildings.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Class Clown, the Schoolyard Bully, and the Sociopath.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

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Online Dating Personals Profile Test Results -Entry for July 15, 2008

by | Jul 15, 2008 | Uncategorized

I am apparently the:

The Window Shopper

Random Gentle Love Dreamer

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come. Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

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Entry for July 6, 2008

Entry for July 6, 2008

by | Jul 6, 2008 | Uncategorized

So yeah the pic of Eddie Cibrian is completely gratuitous, but good Lord is he fine. What kind of person would I be if I didn’t share?

A friend sent me this thought for the day:

“Handle every stressful situation like a dog. Piss on it! And walk away.”

My new mantra.

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Entry for July 4, 2008

by | Jul 4, 2008 | Uncategorized

Sort of bored today. Been sick all week, still kind of drained and tired bringing me to the bored part. Don’t feel like sitting here, can’t fall asleep and have zero energy. Reading other people’s blogs, mine is just not as witty. Oh well. I am a pretty dry and sarcastic individual and my goofy humor is best in person. Anyways someone else was just writing about how everyone seems to write a list of 100 things about themselves for their blog…I have yet to do this so….. Let’s see if I can even come up with enough things to complete this list.

  1. I am single

  2. I am tall

  3. I decided about 4 years ago to drop out of the dating scene

  4. People think this makes me independent

  5. I know it means I’m just  scared

  6. I love coffee with cream and sugar

  7. My favorite flowers are stargazer lilies and blue delphinium

  8. I consider black a color

  9. and it is my favorite

  10. I am a sucker for a man with dimples

  11. I like animals better than people

  12. I enjoy my own company

  13. I can tie a double knot in a cherry stem with my tongue

  14. I love to read trashy romance and sci-fi novels

  15. Both my parents died before I was 35

  16. I still talk to them out loud and believe they hear me

  17. I am a lapsed Catholic that believes strongly in the basis of the religion but not in the rules of the “institution” itself

  18. I crack my toes before I got to sleep

  19. I still think Tommy Lee is the hottest man ever (over 20 years now)

  20. My teeth are bonded

  21. I am probably antisocial

  22. I’ve never understood the whole female bonding thing

  23. I yearn to find true love

  24. I am hung up on “the one that got away”

  25. I bite my cats feet

  26. I’ve been accused of being over sexed (whatever that is)

  27. If I was once your friend I am forever

  28. I miss being hugged

  29. I cry when I read something sad

  30. I hate wakes and have requested to never have one

  31. I want to be cremated not buried

  32. I am addicted to internet games

  33. Even though I am very smart I worry about being considered stupid

  34. I can’t handle failure

  35. I am terrified of flying

  36. I never feel like I belong anywhere

  37. I am difficult to get along with

  38. I still love fast cars and speed all the time

  39. I think all fireman are sexy

  40. I am artistic but never share it with people

  41. I fear getting old

  42. Heavy downpours make me think of sex

  43. I keep my mother’s handbag on the shelf in my closet and can’t let it go

  44. I used to own a flower shop

  45. Everyone thinks I’m snotty but I’m really just shy

  46. Red nails and lipsticks make me feel sexy

  47. The little Wii people irritate me

  48. I should own stock in amazon.com

  49. My feelings get hurt easily

  50. I am stunned to find I am already stretched thin at fifty things

  51. I still keep my Cinderella book from when I was little

  52. I have another blog on the internet where I talk about the things I can’t here

  53. I manage web pages for the posting of novenas to St. Jude

  54. I bite my lip in my sleep

  55. I love the scent of Drakkar

  56. I change my perfume for each guy I date

  57. I passed on marrying for money

  58. I occasionally check out one of my exes website on the internet

  59. I admit to be lazy

  60. My fingers are all double jointed

  61. I hate when people are constantly on their cell phone

  62. Team Dunkin Donuts all the way

  63. I like to garden

  64. I have too many candles

  65. I donâ??t have enough room to put away all my books

  66. I am miserable when I am fat

  67. I havenâ??t been swimming in the past ten years at least

  68. I smoke to much

  69. I donâ??t follow politics and feel guilty about it

  70. I canâ??t make rice

  71. I hate drapes

  72. I can wiggle my ears

  73. I am afraid of spiders

  74. Iâ??m ticklish

  75. I find my birthdays depressing

  76. I pay for the gym and never go

  77. I can be mean

  78. I always pick chocolate unless itâ??s Carvel soft vanilla

  79. I like to do the Garfield dance in public places like the supermarket to embarrass my niece J

  80. I make awesome mashed potatoes if I do say so myself

  81. I like making the whole chicken dance in the sink

  82. I know all the words to Darling Nikki even when itâ??s not on

  83. I love buying watches but wear the same one all the time

  84. I suck at painting my fingernails but do a great job on my toes

  85. I have a nasty temper

  86. Iâ??m for the death penalty

  87. I donâ??t believe in abortion for myself but donâ??t think I have the right to decide for victims of rape and incest

  88. I mimic my cat by climbing onto the back of the couch and licking my hands cause it drives her crazy

  89. I like freezing milk and eating it like an Italian ice

  90. The Rock makes me drool

  91. I am superstitious

  92. I would rather be considered easy than to be a woman who uses sex to gain something

  93. I think Iâ??m boring especially after writing this list

  94. I love going to the city and people watching

  95. Monopoly is my favorite board game

  96. Iâ??m not good at expressing myself

  97. Iâ??m afraid of little dogs

  98. I love roller coasters

  99. Button fly 501â??s are a gift from God

  100. I dislike socks

 
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