
50 Things About Me (Harder Than You Think)
Here’s one of these little blog community things again. You’re supposed to create a list of 50 things about yourself, your life, your personality, etc. , so that other can paint some type of picture of you. Not doing anything better at the moment so why not. I’ll play nice for now.
- I love squirrels and crows, if they aren’t being wise asses they are being incredibly sneaky.
- My favorite color is black. It’s also the only color my hair has never been.
- I am single and approaching 40. I never planned on being “married” anyway.
- I am way more sentimental and romantic than most people think.
- I believe the old adage that time heals all wounds but believe more that some wounds leave enough of a scar to do permanent damage.
- I own tons of red lipstick, including a color I have made just for me.
- I long for the guys of the 80’s with long hair, tattoos and tight 501s.
- I write letters I never intend to send when I am sad.
- I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. On a good night I can make a double knot.
- I read way too much and adore sci-fi, fantasy and anything to do with vampires fiction.
- I hate chick flicks and love action movies.
- I rarely watch TV and if I do it’s something like Law and Order or Bones, unless of course I have a slug fest on the weekend watching cheesy movies on the sci-fi channel.
- I am fabulous at word and puzzle games.
- My fangirl crush was Tommy Lee until I got a gander at Peter Steele. Tommy who?
- I cry my eyes out when Nester the Long Eared Donkey’s momma dies.
- All of my fingers are double jointed.
- I play the piano, quite well actually but only when no one else is home. (It’s sorely out of tune right now.)
- I collect giraffes because I always felt like one growing up as all my friends were 5’2 and I most definitely am not.
- Pink snoballs are the perfect food as far as I am concerned.
- If we were once truly friends, I am always your friend.
- I support the death penalty.
- I can’t handle failure.
- I love coffee with cream and sugar
- My favorite flowers are pansies.
- I am a sucker for men with brown eyes.
- I like animals better than most people, probably because I trust them more.
- I enjoy my own company and have no need to be around people all the time. Quite opposite in fact.
- I crack my toes before I go to sleep
- I bite my cats feet and ears, nibble is a better description.
- I miss being hugged by someone who really means it.
- I hate wakes and have requested to never have on. I want to be toasted and tossed.
- I am terrified of flying
- I l love fast cars and speed all the time. Good thing cops love me and let me go.
- I think all fireman are sexy. If you’ll run into a force of nature to save my family and pets you’ve earned it hands down.
- I fear getting old and wrinkly.
- Heavy downpours make me think of sex
- I keep my mother’s handbag on the shelf in my closet and can’t let it go.
- I am so competitive that the little Wii people really make me angry and I want to hurt them.
- I keep my favorite childhood books in a place of honor on the bookshelf by me bed. (Cinderella, Flat Stanley, The Dog that Said WowBow and The Velveteen Rabbit)
- I wear a different perfume for each significant guy in my life. Which explains why I have been wearing the same one for the past 10 years.
- Drakkar Noir is my favorite guy’s cologne.
- I hate talking on the phone.
- I refuse to share my bag of microwave popcorn.
- Alpha males all the way!
- I am horrible at managing money or managing to save it anyway.
- I would be miserable without a dishwasher.
- I can’t iron to save my life.
- I won’t date a man that doesn’t open the door for me.
- I don’t believe in abortion but I don’t think I have the right to make that choice for anyone else either.
- I bite. People.
Whew!